BLIND DATE
Tyler couldn't believe this girl!!! She was
beautiful, smart, exotic, and witty, but talk about dominant, he could hardly
get in a word edgewise!!! Even her name sounded exotic, Geneva Berk, now who had
ever heard of anyone with a name like that, except maybe for someone in central
casting!!! He had been on quite a few blind dates in his day, but nothing had
prepared him for someone like Geneva Berk!!!
"So, Ty," she asked while lighting up one of those long, thin, feminine cigars,
"are you really disappointed in me, you've hardly said a word in over two
hours!?!" "Uh, no," he stammered, "I think you're a very nice girl, and I really
am enjoying myself!!!" "Hmmph," she snorted, :I don't know that I like having
you call me nice, that sounds so stuffed shirt, don't you think!?!" "Well, er, I
didn't mean that you were boring or anything," he stumbled, "I just meant that
you seem okay, that's all!!!" She took a long drag on her cigar, blew out a
stream of smoke and with a twinkle in her eye said, no, make that ordered, "I
have to go to the little girl's room, come with me and wait outside the door!!!"
Before he could even ask, why, she had taken him by the arm and was leading him
though the restaurant crowd towards the washrooms!!! When they reached the rest
room door, he stopped and waited for her to go in, but much to his chagrin, she
opened the door and practically dragged him inside, ignoring his protestations
as she opened up a stall and shoved him inside!!! "Are you out of your mind," he
exclaimed, "what if somebody comes in, and by the way, what the hell am I doing
in here!?!"
...CONTINUES
IN THE MEMBERS SECTION