THE SALESMAN
"Have a seat Mr. Raye, I'll be with you in a
minute," ordered Hannah Stern, as she finished up a telephone conversation!
"Now," she asked while putting down the phone, "how may I help you, Mr. Raye!?!"
Winston Raye had made thousands of sales calls in his day, but for the first
time, his tongue was literally tied as he stared at Hannah Stern's incredible
body!!! "Mr. Raye," she said impatiently, "I'm a busy woman, can you please get
to the point of your visit!!!" "Uh, yeah, sure," he stumbled, "I represent the
Cool Image Lingerie Company, and I' like to show you what we have to offer, and
of course, if you're impressed with our products, we hope that you would carry
them in all your stores!!!" "Mr. Raye," she replied, "we already have three
other lines that take up too much shelf space as it is, how on earth do you
think we can take on a fourth!?!" "I don't," he replied quickly, "I think that
after you see how competitive our pricing structure is that you'll drop your
least profitable line and pick up ours!!!" "Well since you're here," she
replied, "it wouldn't hurt to take a look!!!"
"So these are your bra and panty sets," she asked, while feeling the material
with a practiced hand!?! "Yes," he answered quickly, and we can give you these a
fifty two cents a set less than any of our competitors!!!" "Mmmmmmm," she
hummed, while showing more interest, "how long would that rate hold!?!" "Two
year guarantee," he responded, "that's at least a year better than anyone else
will give you!!!" "She stood up and stretched, which only accentuated her huge
bust, and again practically knocked the wind out of Winston's lungs just looking
at her!!! "Your samples all seem to be in smaller sizes," she opined, "nothing
in that you've shown me would even come close to fitting someone like me!!!"
"That's no problem at all," he replied in a shaky voice, "of course we handle
all the regular sizes, and of course we have our matronly line for the fuller
figured woman!!!" "How long have you been in the business, Mr. Raye," she
asked?!? "About fifteen years, give or take a year," he replied proudly!!! "And
you would consider yourself and expert on women's lingerie," she went on?!? "Yes
I would," he replied, "I think I know the market, and I certainly know my
product!!!" "In that case," she went on, "what size bra do you think I wear,
just form your visual observation!?!" He was a little taken aback at such a
personal question, but realizing that this was some sort of test he dove right
in and replied, "Well, you would need one of our larger models for the bra, and
a regular size for the panties, and by the way your customers can always mix and
match their panties and bras separately, just as you would have to!!!" "Always
the salesman," she said with a laugh, "now back to my original question, what
size am I!?!"
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