THE AD #2

Tommy had placed the ad about a week ago and today he received his first reply. His ad read: "Wanted, older ladies, preferably over 55, to pose in erotic photo sessions, good $$$, looks not important, attitude is!!! Send a snapshot of yourself and your phone number to Box 33 in care of this newspaper." Tommy looked at the photo that was enclosed with the letter sent by a fifty eight year old grandmother. "Mmmmm," hummed to himself, "a little hefty, but not too bad!!!" The enclosed letter was from a lady named Emma Oetken. She was a widow and grandmother, who was looking for a little adventure in life. Her vitals were 58yo, 5'5", 170lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, with measurements of 38DD-32-40. A well packed woman indeed, but for a first reply you could do a whole lot worse. Tommy picked up the phone and dialed the number listed in the letter, and after only three rings, it was answered by a woman with and average sounding voice. Tommy quickly introduced himself and asked her if she was indeed interested in posing in front of his camera. She enthusiastically replied in the affirmative, so they made and appointment to meet at Tommy's house for the following afternoon at two o'clock. Tommy excitedly hung up the phone and began making plans for his first session.

At precisely two o'clock the door bell to Tommy's front door rang while Emma Oetken nervously shifted her weight from one leg to the other, not too sure if this was such a hot idea after all! Before she could turn heal and get away, the door swung open and Tommy Chandler was inviting her inside. The first thing Tommy noticed about her, was that she had more gray hair than showed up in her picture, otherwise she looked just like her photo--matronly! "Please come in Mrs. Oetken," Tommy said, as he ushered her towards the studio in the rear of the house, "right through that door, please sit down." When they both were comfortably seated, Tommy asked, "Why do you want to pose for me Mrs. Oetken?" "Please call me Emma," she replied, "if we're going to be working together we might as well use each other's first names, don't you agree?" "Anyway," she continued, "basically for the adventure, I can always use the money, but since Harry passed away last year, my life has been such a drag, and I just feel like breaking out of my shell!" "Okay," replied Tommy with enthusiasm, "let's get started right now, let's just take some shots with your clothes on, just so you can get used to the camera," Tommy offered, "and then we can go from there, all right, Emma?" "Sounds good to me," she shot back, "let's do it!!!"

...CONTINUES IN THE MEMBERS SECTION